I'm not messing up my feed with that bollocks, but here:
he angles, man, the angles!
Triangular but with a rounded back, maybe even some skin, this is the perfect Chip for you!
As you bite into the soft potato, reminiscence about old loves lost and future ones to come.
Know that you are superior to those who merely fry their potatoes and lose their connection to the earth.
They too will return to the dirt one day.
LOL! Love it :D I like a good light-hearted post on our very serious feeds from time to time :D