Pope in the limousine

in #comedy6 years ago (edited)

The Pope had just finished a tour of the city and was taking a limousine to the airport.

Pope

Having never driven a limousine, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive it for a while.

The chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, afterall, he didn't want to say no to pope, so he climbed in the back of the limo and let the Pope take the wheel.

The Pope proceeds to drive and starts accelerating to see how much the limo could go...60, 70, 80, 90 miles per hour and WHAM!...there are the blue lights of the police car in his mirror.

He pulls over and the policeman comes to his window and seeing who it was, he says:

just a moment, please, I need to speak with my chief.

The policeman calls the chief over the radio and tells:

I've got a VERY important person pulled over and I need to know what to do.

The chief already used to these type of calls replies:

Who is it, not Mark again?

The policeman says:

No, even more important.

The chief replies:

It's the Governor, isn't it ?"

The policeman says:

No, even more important than him.

The chief already annoyed with so much mistery shouts:

It isn't the President is it?

The policeman says:

No, more important!

The chief already angry, screams:

Well, WHO the HECK is it!

The trooper with his heart pounding fast, replies:

I don't know, but he's got the Pope as a chauffeur!


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its God in the backseat :P

hahaha, one of the funniest jokes i ever heard xD

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