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bestjokes (43)in #woman • 6 years ago
A man gets lost in a supermarket
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked: Could you do me a favor? I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple…
$13.12
Past Payouts $13.12
- Author $11.64
- Curators $1.48
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bestjokes (43)in #bar • 6 years ago
A man walks into a bar
One night a man walks into a bar looking very sad. The bartender sees the man and asks him what he wants. The man says Oh, just a beer. The bartender curious why the…
$0.10
Past Payouts $0.10
- Author $0.10
- Curators $0.00
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bestjokes (43)in #marriage • 6 years ago
Richard and marriage
Richard is 36 years old and is still single. One day a friend asked him: Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife? Richard replied:…
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Past Payouts $0.14
- Author $0.13
- Curators $0.01
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bestjokes (43)in #doctor • 6 years ago
The Doctor
A doctor specialized on eating disorders was addressing a large audience in a conference. He opens his presentation by saying: The food we put into our stomachs is…
$2.22
Past Payouts $2.22
- Author $1.77
- Curators $0.44
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bestjokes (43)in #boss • 6 years ago
The Boss
A boss was complaining in a office meeting that he wasn’t getting any respect from his staff. Later that evening, and decided to change that, he went to a shop and bought…
$3.41
Past Payouts $3.41
- Author $2.68
- Curators $0.73
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bestjokes (43)in #priest • 6 years ago
The young boy and the priest
A young boy entered a bus and sat next to a man that was reading a book. After a while the young boy, noticed that the man sitted next to him had his collar backwards.…
$11.68
Past Payouts $11.68
- Author $9.05
- Curators $2.63
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bestjokes (43)in #comedy • 6 years ago
Pope in the limousine
The Pope had just finished a tour of the city and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limousine, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive it…
$0.21
Past Payouts $0.21
- Author $0.19
- Curators $0.02
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bestjokes (43)in #comedy • 6 years ago
The girl and the parrot
A girl was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a house. The parrot said to her: Hey, you are really ugly. When the girl…
$4.26
Past Payouts $4.26
- Author $3.41
- Curators $0.85
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bestjokes (43)in #funny • 6 years ago
The senior citizen and his brand new car
A senior citizen drove his brand new car out of the dealership . Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray…
$3.70
Past Payouts $3.70
- Author $2.94
- Curators $0.76
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bestjokes (43)in #funny • 6 years ago
A man and a horse
A young man named James bought a horse from a farmer for $500. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to James house…
$1.04
Past Payouts $1.04
- Author $0.97
- Curators $0.07
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bestjokes (43)in #jokes • 6 years ago
The kid and the coffee shop owner
A young boy enters a coffee shop and the owner whispers to one of his customers. This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you. The shop owner…
$1.84
Past Payouts $1.84
- Author $1.50
- Curators $0.34
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bestjokes (43)in #comedy • 6 years ago
Snail with an attitude
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.…
$2.78
Past Payouts $2.78
- Author $2.24
- Curators $0.54
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bestjokes (43)in #comedy • 6 years ago
World Cup Final
It’s the World Cup Final , and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks…
$7.17
Past Payouts $7.17
- Author $5.51
- Curators $1.66
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bestjokes (43)in #funny • 6 years ago
Two campers and a bear
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to…
$0.73
Past Payouts $0.73
- Author $0.63
- Curators $0.10
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bestjokes (43)in #introduceyourself • 6 years ago
Best Jokes, a new Steemit Project
Hello, dear Steemians! If you are reading this, you have stumble upon our new project Best Jokes . This our logo: Our missions for this project are to:…
$4.27
Past Payouts $4.27
- Author $3.40
- Curators $0.87
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