I walked into a bar the other day, there was a horse at the end of the bar crying. I asked the bartender what was going on, and he told me that if I could make the horse laugh, he'd serve me free drinks all day, and give me $100.00.
So, me being one to take on any challenge, I walked over to the horse and whispered in its ear. The horse stopped crying and started laughing. So I drank all day and got a $100.00.
A few days later I went back to the same bar, and the horse was there, and still laughing. The bartender told me he'd give me another $100.00 if I could make the horse stop laughing. I told him I would, but I'd have to take the horse outside for a minute. He said it would be fine, as long as I could get the horse to stop laughing.
I took the horse outside, and in a minute brought him back in. He was crying again, big horse tears running down his face.
The bartender gave me $100.00, and said, Okay, how did you make the horse laugh, and then make it cry again?
Well says I, to make him laugh, I told him my dick was bigger than his. To make him cry, I took him outside and showed him!
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