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I laughed and then I
Felt dirty as I scratched the
Stubble on my neck

                 - somebuttstuff


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

Holy fuck that's a good bot

I KNOW RIGHT?

I fucking love that bot. Like, seriously one of Steemit's finest assets. Whoever came up with it is a GENIUS.

Also, sorry for making you feel dirty.