Welcome to the 17th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.
Please read the contest rules here
Credit goes to @dandesign86 for creating this logo for us
Rules for Judges
- Contest will run for a minimum of 20 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
- Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
- @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 5am UTC Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
- Judges will do their best to review all entries
- Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
- A big thank you to @buttcoins for his time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 16
- A special thank you to our wonderful guest judges in round 16 @pechichemena @buttcoins @belemo @idikuci @mourningnoodles @amirtheawesome1 @groovati @mineopoly your time is greatly appreciated.
Judges:
If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.
Do you want to be a judge?
Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.
Prizes
- Court Jester will get 55SBD
- Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
- People's champion will get 0.01-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
- People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
- Top 10 prize pool is 40SBD
- Contestant selected for Punchy's Top 10 will receive 4SBD each.
- Lucky Door Prize will be 10SBD
- 5 lucky contestants will get a 2SBD each as a bonus prize.
- Chuck Norris Award
- 5 SBD given to the best curator / commenter
- Best Comedy Video Award 15SBD
- 3 of the best videos as selected by CarlGnash will get 5 SBD each. Click here for details
This week's prize pool 135SBD
Curators
A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.
- @carlgnash (Also really funny, we want more entries from him)
- @punchline (Still hoping George Carlin comes back to life)
- @steemwizards (No idea who he is but he's good fun)
- @nonameslefttouse (Make it a good story to get his attention)
- @trafalgar (Include #punchline tag to grab his attention)
- @bitfiend (We just like him, dunno why)
- @diebitch (Don't be mean, or she'll roast you)
- @acolucky (Careful, he gets lucky a lot)
- @bobaphet - NEW CURATOR
If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.
Sponsors
Donations
Thank you @idikuci and @holybranches who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.
@idikuci - 208SBD , @dj123 - 132SBD + 5 Steem, @carlgnash 120SBD, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 65 SBD, @ausbitbank - 50 Steem, @nonameslefttouse - 35SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 16.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @linnyplant - 6SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 3SBD, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 8SBD, @pangoli - 7SBD, @jedi-won - 5SBD, @profanereviews - 5SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 2SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 2SBD, @scan0017 - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2SBD + 2Steem, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.021SBD,
Delegations
A big thank you to @cemke who added to our delegation pool this week.
@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 2,000SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP @yesaye - 162SP, @buttcoins - 150SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 150SP, @jasonschick - 125SP, @diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @abh12345 - 50SP, @pechichemena – 50SP, @cemke - 100SP, @bitfiend - 35SP, @holybranches - 10SP, @groovatti - 10SP, @sisygoboom - 9SP, @abh12345 - 200SP, @lovecoins - 34SP, @profanereviews - 50SP, @bobaphet - 100SP, @samueldouglas - 25SP, @fromthebeginning - 23SP, @belemo - 20SP
Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.
Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:
We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.
This post marks the end of Round 16 and the start of Round 17 of Comedy Open Mic.
Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.
Come join our discord channel: CLICK HERE and just say hi.
Original Content
If you believe someone has submitted an entry that is not their work, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.
Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!
Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
Thank you witness @ausbitbank @roelandp @nextgencrypto / @berniesanders & all the other supporters!
@idikuci @take5 @flipstar @mightpossibly @carlgnash @yesaye @buttcoins @amirtheawesome1 @jasonschick @diebitch @zenkly @ubongj @abh12345 @pechichemena @cemke @bitfiend @holybranches @groovatti @sisygoboom @lovecoins @profanereviews - @bobaphet @samueldouglas @fromthebeginning @belemo @canadian-coconut
@carlgnash @punchline @nonameslefttouse @dandesign86 and @redlipstick @ilt-yodith @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye , @thedailylaugh @meesterboom @linnyplant @dreemit @thevillan @sisygoboom @mourningnoodles @steemmatt @pangoli @jedi-won@profanereviews - @diebitch @lunasilver @acolucky @scan0017 @imjustsaying @armiaaceh - @puncakbukit @mahendranikum @ArsenicLullaby
❤️️❤️️❤️️ We Could Not Do This Without All Your Love! ❤️️❤️️❤️️
We right here! ;-)
Just passing and saw you here. You better go back to bed. You have been here for 20 hours now bro. Are your legs not stiff?
Warped! Buddy!! 🤣
Wow another grand finale this week really, I just joined two weeks now and it's been splendid, I use the opportunity to say thank you to them guys who made comedy openmic possible
We're really happy to have you here. Should keep coming back.
My God, I want to win those 55 SBD, I'm going to compete again
Thank you for all your efforts to help with Comedy Open Mic Espanol!!
We are doing our best, thanks to you for the trust.
Congratulations to @comedyopenmic and congratulations to all of us, let's share laughter to the whole world
Yes, now we can all laugh at you :P
Great entries Armia, keep it up!
Now my head is bald, because I always think, my English is very messy
Hey judges, I've written tons of epic comedy posts, but never entered the comedyopenmic. Can I use an older piece? Can I use a piece I wrote this last week or you want something totally new? I put a lot of work into everything I do here and want to wow you guys
The rules ;)
Here is my entry.
Follow link for the full comic strip.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@crittercrats/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-17-entry
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@gaborockstar/comedy-open-mic-round-17-first-entry-inflation-a-story-of-tragedy-and-humor-by-gaborockstar
Congratulate to all whom behind the success of comedy open mic
And thanks to all whom always give some contribution to this ....
I really enjoyed this contest even I didn't won but this is really fun ...
Friends common and participate in this contest.
I don't have any good anecdotes for this one
Come join the dark side, and make something up
Hala comedyopenmic!!!😎
Hala
Really glad to be among such awesome delegates and glad to @holybranches to be a part of comedyopenmic. I will endeavor to be posting original comedy contents. Keep up the good works @holybranches
Brilliant!
Cheers mate.
Nice to see you and I Upvoted you :) !
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“Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.” ====> Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nice to see you too.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@jolugo23/comedia-open-mic-comedia-contest-round-17-i-ve-been-robbed ............one entry
My entry, thanks: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@richjr/comedy-open-mic-round-17-silence-meme
Excelente iniciativa. La comedia no es mi fuerte pero trataré de hacer un intento.
Here I present my second entry. Run or die.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@rinixmax/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-17-run-for-your-life-2nd-entry
looking forward to it..i will definitely roll in...thanku..Is there anything a beginner has to do?..
Bro you can do whatever you want ..... Comedy open mic contest is really amazing
It's the bomb .com!
(Don't say that in an airport)
There is a link to the contest rules at the top of the post.
@comedyopenmic this page is really touching great heights, wish you a great future , keep posting keep us entertaining.
Yes 16 contest and now 17 on..... Its really a great contest to participate
Best follow ever :)
I love the diversity this offers, within humor.
Hi! Here's my entry :) Hope you like ;)
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@mandarinaad/comedy-open-mic-round-17
WHAT GOOD YOU AGAIN, GIVING HAPPINESS AND OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE THEIR OTHERS LAUGH, MY SUPPORT ALWAYS PARTICIPATING FOR EVERY DAY TO BE BETTER COMEDIANTES
You better watch out, you better not cry,..
Artakush boils a soup of laughter in the bush...
Here I am once again. This is my first entry. Go visit her for a moment.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@rinixmax/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-17-the-pig-of-love
Do you know the sheepig?, heres a new race on steemit, take care!
I'm happy to join and be a member of @comedyopenmic. Here is my entry; https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@aduragbemi/school-is-f-cked-up-learn-from-experience-comedy-open-mic-round-17-entry-1
Good luck guys!
My entry
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@rigual/comedy-open-mic-ronda-9-dreaming-about-memes
Thanks for keeping the comedy machine running for 17 weeks!
Adding my submission here :)
Lost in Spaces
My Entry
Thanks!
Hi guys! I just did my entry for the very first time! I'm very excited about it! :)
And I also approved you as witness :) and upvoted for other participants. I think you are doing something incredible!!! Here is my entry, I hope you have a laugh :D
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@sandrina.life/everything-you-need-to-know-to-become-a-digital-nomad-recommendations-from-a-camgirl
Excellent contest @comedyopenmic I have a question, I see many participants make two nominations, what is its purpose .. ?? Select among the tickets which we like the most ..??
The purpose is to try bring more people in to the contest.
Ok, I understand excellent thanks for your response.
Here's my entry...
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@djoi/comedy-open-mic-round-17-humour-in-dysfunction-run-for-your-life
Well i will try to win that 55 SBD with my 2nd entry for Satan :D :
Satan by God
Here's my entry:
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@popsoz/comedy-open-mic-week-17