Tonight on idi-ums, idicertainly, we visit the home of renowned idiom-developer Alfred Romero and examine his most famous idiom, "She's being treated like a piece of cheese." which, were it not for him, would have referenced animal flesh. Can you imagine!?
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I'm looking forward to having it seen!
BTW, who is the person behind @nextgencrypto? I swear I've seen that handle before.
Nextgencrypto is the witness account for berniesanders.
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True story - I ate cheese the day before yesterday and got loose-motion with some headache.
Safe to say...
I love cheese now.
SO safe to say that.
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Wow! Thanks!
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I treat cheese really poorly, much worse than I treat most other food. I sneak into the kitchen to cut off small slices and chew on them. I will melt it onto and into other foods like crackers or bread, turning it into a melty weapon and forcing it to sear into its food friends. I chew on it over and over again, savoring the taste of its juicy innards. I basically torture it to death.
Good heavens, you are provoloneking an uprising, and I doughn't mean yeast!
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A bleu-nder for sure, locking this into the bloc-chain, I'll have to stay limburger in case the cheese revolts!
You really took the ball and rennet!
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