Well today I realised It took me to 3 days to woo and convince my wife after a fight. Else I would have jumped on the #comedyopenmic contest way earlier. All husband out here can understand my situation. The case with all married man is that they are responsible for all the marital fights. Even though they never did it intentionally. In my case there is nothing different.
Well every couple fights, there is no couple in the world that say that they never had fight. So I am not different.
Belive me or not 99 % of the couple fights happen during their anniversary. It is very rare to avoid,and it is a kind of trend now for me since last two years...in 2020, with all love,feeling and emotions and considering the special ocassion, I plan to take her out somewhere, I asked her :
where do want to go out on anniverssary???
She seems to be very excited and replied:
somewhere I have not been long time.
I got very happy to find her positive reply. On the day of Anniverssary
I took her to my parents home🙃.
And in no time our fight started.🙄
I yet to figure out what I did wrong🤔.
Now comes 2021, with lockdown in sights, I prefer to buy her some gifts on Anniverssary. I got over cautious this time after last year thrashing. I again thought to take her wishes. She said : "she needs something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in quick seconds". With no offense on day of anniverssary, I bought her a
Weighing Machine😶.
Then for a month our home becomes a serene place filled with tranquility. No words spoken.
Rest I leave it to all of you to assume what exactly could have happen to me. Anyway hopefully next year, I will surely get what she wanted on Anniverssary. Failure makes Man Perfect 😉
This is common story of every household. And I call upon @sanjeevm an experienced married campaigner and @inuke a newly married campaigner and @bhattg yet to get marriage experince to get some more interesting stories from their life and how they fair or plan to woo their life partners.🙂
Wish me all the best for our next anniverssary.
to be continued...
LOL, if I believed in ghosts, I would think that you must have written this from beyond the grave. Your wife is going to bury you in your parent's yard and use a bathroom scale for your headstone :D
Hahaha....but that is actually life is all about...laugh and live and enjoy completely.
It seems like it would be hard to enjoy life from beyond the grave, but I haven't been yet so I can't say for sure.
That is the problem - women never know what they want - but they want it be perfect 😀
Hopefully....with experince in back, I might get through.....but God bless...🤪
My wife says the same - and knowing this , set her mind that the place I am taking her is amazing and she will love it 😜
It's funny how they don't know what they want, but they sure as hell know what they don't want, and that's usually whatever I got them.
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ha haa bade bhai aap bhe 😂 dekho kya hota hai.
शादी के लड्डू जो खाए वह पछताए जो न खाए वह भी पछताए? 🤣
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Bhai...it's good to get some laugh at end of the day....hope after your hectic day at work, you might find this post bit hilarious...just enjoy life....apke shadi k laddoo toh Mai khaunga.....depends when you offer🤪
ha haa sahe kaha bade bhai maja to aaya he post padke. he hee dekhi kya hota hai sadhi hue to apko jarur bulaunga bade bhai 😎
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When my GF asked for a diamond ring. I got her a wrestling ring with wrestler Diamon Dallas Page.
Thank you for your entry into the Comedy Open Mic Contest.
Great awesome...i though it was a disqualified entry.....thanks, 🙂
Hehehe...this is indeed funny.... I hope she accepted the gifts. And does that means that the size made her to be quarreling with you on your anniversary day?...
Hahaha...let it be secret....🤫
This is so so funny.. Truth is on both occasions, you actually got her what she asked for but then in a crazy form😅😅
I tried to be on her expectation ..but seems I completelly went wrong ..🤫 ...glad you like it