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You shouldn't parade your new gf in front of your wife, it's not healthy

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Reminds me of that joke about how you need a woman who can cook, a woman who is beautiful, a woman who earns plenty of money, and for these three women to never ever meet.

Or something like that XD

I'll never forgive that black woman. #blondlivesmatter

you should never have the 2 of them in the same area code.