"Look! It's a beer!"
"What? A beer? Oh dear."
"Not a deer. It's a beer."
"Yes, a beer...but wheer?"
"Over theer."
"Over theer? Oh deer!"
"No!!!! A BEER. Not a deer. Look right theer. See it's sneer? Ear to ear!"
"Oh my--
"BEER, don't say--"
"Dear..."
Nice job! The competition has BEER-ly started and you have already submitted this impressive entry. I was confused at first but upon further sober reflection I was BEAR-ly able to understand it. :-)
I'm so emBEERrassed. You are too kind. I BEERly know what to say.
You friends are silly, :))))
Just trying to earn that BLUE RIBBON at the end of the week.
Say, I should have you two out on my boat for a few beers sometime but we have to be careful or otherwise we might end up drifting off COORS.
That'd be dope. ;)