I am sehr disappointed zat you did not get ze exploding heart... Herr Doktor Fauci vorked hard on zat, and it was a nice touch I think.
You do however get ze brownie points for taking ze highly effective and totally 100% safe vaccine, unt wunderbar zat you now haf another opportunity to take another 18 boosters. Ve will soon get zat red blood cell count down...
Yeah I didn't take the mrna one, I got the JJ single shot one. The blood clots one, just in case. It took me a long time to get it, just got it this winter. I think it did a fairly good job for me so far. I've lost a few friends to covid already before any vaccine was available.