I'm getting worried nobody wants to buy either one of those two links I offered in my post. Do you know how hard I worked on that?
It took me all day. The hardest part of these 2000 words was creating three words that might look blue or red, depending on where you are right now.
I'm not even being sarcastic. Three hours I spent trying to figure out mathematical formulas that weren't even math. It was just the fucking French portion of the nutritional information found on a bag of snacks I didn't even eat. But it worked!
I think I have the answer to the NFT conundrum. I am going to sell myself as the first physical NFT. For the price, someone will get a code in a blockchain saying that they own me and in return I get a pile of cash.
And I ain't even French.
Dude. That's genius. But let's break this down because I think there's more money to be made if you break things off into chunks. You could sell your ass, and still have other things in case of emergency like when the goddamn water heater breaks down. You could sell an arm and a leg, and still have balls.