Life is Not Like a Box of Chocolates.....
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tabasco hot sauce!
Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
Hot sauce makes everything better! Lol
Chuck Norris invented awesome sauce by drinking hot sauce and spitting it out.
Wow!
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Hahahaha 😂 reality!
The epic impact of Chuck Norris hitting puberty made ripples in the fabric of reality that are still causing spontaneous female orgasms to this day.
Reality can be funny after all! Haha
At the dawn of time, Chuck Norris and Mr. T sat in an empty universe, bored with nothing to destroy, so they decided to arm wrestle. The competition began - it raged on for days and days, with thunderclaps of pure energy jolting off of their bulging muscles, ripping holes through reality, and creating the universe as we know it. Finally, after much-ado, and with one emphatic thud, Mr. T beat Chuck Norris at arm wrestling... ...And thus, Chuck Norris invented racism, and roundhouse kicked Mr. T into a bad 1980's TV show.
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Any conservative estimate of the amount of presents Chuck Norris has received each year for Christmas is still in the billions.
That is so true haha
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Very true!😁
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
There it is again, reality! Lol
Chuck Norris is currently involved in a lawsuit against the writers of the"Hokey Pokey" claiming that, in reality, Chuck Norris is what it is all about.
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If you roundhouse kick Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris will say: "Congratulations. You are my Roundhouse Kick buddy!" If i were a Roundhouse Kick Buddy i would go crazy! XD