HOW TO SOUND SMARTER THAN YOU ARE RIGHT NOW!

in #dolphinschool6 years ago (edited)

Everyone wants to appear smart, at least that is a fact and I am going to teach you how to sound smarter than you really are.


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In actual sense I am going to teach you something about basically nothing. I am going to promise a whole lot of things at the end of the day in a very cocky manner.

I would come to the door of your heart and play a little whilst telling you nothing

But really you do want to sound smart, don't you? Interestingly the lecture have started.

And whats the lecture about?
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NOTHING

By now, you have started wondering why would I continue to read about nothing only because I want to sound smart.

If my guess still serves me well you are about to ditch this thread

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But wait!

Let's see some interesting facts

2+2 =4

2*3=6

3*2=6

You just saw those facts and I am sure you know its math.
Okay? Good.
We are on the same page.

So I am playing games with you right? Just for a lecture on smartness.

Again what am I trying to preach, basically nothing!

Check this picture,

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Do you know that guy? I doubt you do! Because he is nobody.

And has absolutely nothing to do with this post.

Now check this graph,
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Its a piechart that shows that the majority far exceeds the minority which reminds me if you have not read this story and commented on it, please do.

Now to what really would make you sound smarter than you really are, just read this post from the very beginning. Yippee.

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Obviously in every nothing, there is a thing!

And now there is the thing, follow these guys and you might just be on your way to sounding smarter
@magicalmoonlight
@mandelsage
@castleberry
@andysantics48
@insideoutlet

Okay, again that's nothing, did I actually sound smart than I really am?

Leave your answers in the comment box.

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haha, thanks for the call out. you got me to read it all, good use of prior tips :-)

smiling. Thank you @insideoutlet. You have been a source of inspiration you know.

I think we are all doing amazing to have made it this far. Half way mark today. Should get to reading the assignment lol.

Lol! You had me read nothing till the end, wow! great post by the way!

Glad you read it to the end. Must have made you learnt sounding smarter. smiling

Hey, great title and a fun little read! I like your style here. It did make me curious enough to follow you. Here's something first impressions stick. So, even though you continually reminded me that you were not going to tell me, I still thought you'd share it. LOL Critique. Different preview image. Make them think they're actually getting the real deal, something with an open mind in it or something. Also, you'd be smarter to use all five categories at your disposal, increasing your potential unique audience by 20%.

Roger that. Lesson assimilated. Still waiting for your critique on my day 3 assignment though

WHAT? LOL, I need a better system for all of this. I'm not the most organized. I need an assistant to comb through and set up lists of stuff for me to do each day. Maybe next time, Thanks for the reminder, on my way.

I got to it! and WOW! Nicely done. Good luck on your initiative. Glad to see you're discussing true bullying, which to me is more than unkind behavior, it involves abusing power you hold over another, by virtue of strength, position, or influence,not just being rude.