We were on the way to the stone quarry and needed to pick up some drinks and ended up at a gas station. Four Loko was there and I was joking about it that I hadn't had any for 15 years and when I did we were chasing it with Wiskey and then chasing that with beer because the taste was so vile.
We ended up getting 3 cans and figured it would be funny to try the new formula because they had taken the caffeine out of it a long time ago.
We were up on the cliffs and even a half can in I was already pretty lit up. We had been at the quarry for like 30 minutes.
I wanted to do my first jump of the day and had planned on putting one of the hill billy songs that we had just listened to to the little video clip.
This was the hillbilly song we were listening to.
We spent a little time in the water that I remember. Part of my can of Four Loko spilled out and i took a couple swigs from the 3rd can so it was still around 1 can that I drank. We went back over to car. I took a picture of this tree because I thought the roots were cool.
At that point I don't remember much of anything besides waking up periodically to puke again. Sydney said I sucked her tits for 10 minutes. I don't remember any of that. She said she puked about a dozen times. I was continuously puking. Keep in mind I weigh 220lb and 1 can of that poison almost ruined me.
We were in real bad shape and I woke up and it was dark. It was past 9:30pm. Four and a half hours of sleeping and puking off of 1 can. We got things together and drove to Buffalo Wild Wings. It was tough to even get there. Then we had a hard time eating our meal. We both had to get to go boxes because our appetite wasn't really there. We told the waitress that we drank Four Loko and she said she tried that a couple weeks ago and puked all over the place too.
I had to lock in to drive home. For the next two days i had a residual hang over and everyone I talked to about Four Loko said it destroyed them as well.
CONCLUSION
Four Loko is for sure the hardest drug I have ever done. I don't think I would have been that sick if I drank an equal volume of Vodka.
We are calling it "Loko Gate" and warning others not to drink it.
The original recipe back in the day got banned in the State of New York. I figured they tamed it down but I found out the hard way. That shit is pure poison.
If a young kid who was like 16 got dared into chugging one of those it could legit kill them. I'm not being dramatic.
I'm actually surprised they continue to have shelve space because you would think someone would drink it and be like "NEVER AGAIN."
Have you guys ever drank Four Loko?
Lmao I get CRAZY on that shit!
Btw how would I connect to dtube these days so I can change my leader votes? I recall you mentioned some of them are slacking so I wanted to get that taken care of. Thanks!
For me I'm adding it to the "NEVER Again" list with McCormick's Vodka and Guennis 🤢🤮
Check out the first paragraph on this post and if you go to those interfaces and connect to one of the current APIs and then login with your DTube keys then you should be able to go to the Leader page and vote for leaders.
https://peakd.com/dtube/@brianphobos/dtube-update-august-2025
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