Ladies and Gentlemen: This is how you go asking for followers without being an annoying jackass. Good job on your first (zero) day. I hope the spammers would take some notes.
Welcome to STEEM!
Try posting on a niche first. It's easy to get noticed there. Zappl has very low volume of posts. Make short stuff on Zappl. Comdey would be nice but make it smart and witty instead of dumb comedy.
Play around and figure it out :-)