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nearly 4600 ears of corn

more like 12000 ears nubbytubby

At today price, you can get over 12,000 ears!!! Ja, ja

Ohio is known for it's corn produce, it's so damn cheap. You can buy 8 for $1 sometimes.

3 cans of hairspray right?

Im sure soon with 1 bitcoin you can buy a farm \o/ and then infinite corn:)