I wasn't always a fan of my wife's friends.
In fact, her best friends were of a couple of girls that I absolutely couldn't stand.
One of them was named Jessica. That girl could eat like nobody's business.
I love to eat too so I'm not saying anything bad about that. However, what I will say is that Jessica always ate all of the food at my house and never brought any food over.
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It was frankly pretty annoying.
Her other friend Sasha was incredibly sarcastic. No matter what you said you could be guaranteed to get a sharp tongued retort from Sasha.
I thought for a long time that Sasha didn't like me but as it turns out her personality is just kind of sour like that.
Of course when you're in a long term relationship with someone you have to learn to make compromises so I did my best to get along with her friends.
I was never able to fully integrate Jessica into my friend list. I think it's because she never tried to get onto my level and she never had anything to offer me in terms of friendship.
In fact, she seemed to be able to automatically know when I bought a case of Dr. Pepper, or a couple of pizzas, or when I made tacos, or anytime anything happened that involved food or drink.
Even if it was four the morning, if I had somehow just gotten two or three pizzas she would show up to eat them with us.
It was kind of unbelievable.
Sasha, on the other hand, started making a concerted effort to be my friend....... and she started with fried chicken.
I really enjoy fried chicken. I always have.
There are a lot of places that you can get fried chicken. Churches, Popeyes, KFC, the grocery store.
I really like KFC's Fried Chicken but I don't usually get around to buying a bucket because it's so incredibly expensive.
Sasha decided the best way to be my friend was to bring a bucket of KFC over whenever she would hang out.
She turned out to be right. Bringing me a bucket of KFC is a great way to become my friend.
Just writing this makes me salivate thinking about all of the different buckets of KFC that I've eaten over my lifetime that Sasha brought me.
Watching a movie with her and my wife while I savored the entire bucket of KFC.
Playing card games and drinking games while a bucket of KFC sat by my side.
I can't count the number of buckets of KFC that she brought for us.
The funny thing is that I don't really get buckets of chicken anymore.
Of course I'm not married anymore so I don't have a Sasha that wants to try to be my friend.
So if your name is Sasha won't you be my friend and bring me a bucket of KFC?
Together I really think we can make this work.
Goodbye, and thank you.
i love the smell of fried chicken i think no matter what the occasion may be you can never go wrong by showing up at the dinner table wit a hot plate of fried chicken hahaha,my favorite meal has always been fried chicken...
stay blessed and thanks for sharing..
Fried Chicken is always welcome at the dinner table.
eheheh :) i like the story. KFC is my favorite chicken brand! :D
so I was very pleased
You really can't go wrong with a bucket of KFC.
you in tin try chicken. it has excellent flavor :)
I think Jesica was a hungry and faty girl because of that she ate all. I liked Sasa decision selection KFC FOR her friend Jessica. I also like food Of KFC.
If a mans gonna eat fried chicken,he gotta get greasy.
stay blessed thanks for sharing the post:):)
fried chicken my favorite one of them this is a very tasty and delicious.i like very much fried chicken.this story really special this time for me.its good story.thank u very much for ur good post of fried chiken story. @jeezzle
I really like Fried Chicken..it has excellent flavor :)
spicy fried chicken like this makes me hungry..
LOL, this was just the best ending to this story, so funny.
I hate it when someone eats my food and does not replace it so I understand your feelings about Jessica, and your love for Sasha. I hope you will find your next Sasha soon :)
Thank you for sharing this with us, it was such a fun piece to read 💚
It's really frustrating isn't it? Food is expensive. Thank you for your comment.
Hehehe. Best possible way for a friendship huh?
I really laughed when you mentioned-even if it is 3 in the morning-
That girl sounds like a detective
She was like some kind of food detective.
That was so cute!!! Don't you just love fired chicken!!! Thanks for sharing.
I've seen some of your pictures in a few posts and I've often been curious.... do draw those pictures yourself? They are really good. Drawing is one area where I've always been lacking.
Very cute picture.
Thanks. No I do not draw at all. I wish I could :) They are called bitmojis. @snook wrote a post on how to make your own. :D
https://steemit.com/tutorial/@snook/how-to-bitmoji-for-old-ish-people
Hahahahaha great freewrite!
Today I'm tired, my wings are slow, going but over the hills, dropping today freewrite prompt. Enjoy!
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-120-5-minute-freewrite-friday-prompt-vitamins
Thank you very much.
Amazing post Brilliant work in steemit life I like your this post
it looks like you are very hungry, so you spend a lot of fried chicken kfc, you are amazing ... do not forget follow back and upvote it.
saya suka makanan enak... danging.. apa? ya...
Wow, it looks nice!
fried chicken my favorite one of them this is a very tasty and delicious.i like very much fried chicken.this story really special this time for me.its good story.thank u very much for ur good post of fried chiken story. @jeezzle
How rude of Jessica! I was raised to never go to anyone's home empty handed. Sasha with her buckets of KFC had the right idea. I love your ending! 😂
hahaha - yes, the fried chicken will be a great basis of a successful relationship