Oh how I mourn thee, letter M. We made many fond memories together. Mastered in mad mischief, marveled in magic, mistook material as meaningful, and majored in magazines.
When you left me, marvelous letter M, you made a mess of what mattered. Do you know how much you’re mentioned in my life? I cannot mistake the many moments of my day I miss you.
I see you every minute. You’re in every mile. You’re the meanwhile thing in my minor existence.
I cannot make money without you, letter M. I cannot rise from minimum wage with a masters degree now that you’re gone.
How I miss thee, letter M. I cannot be a mother without you, can’t enjoy a mystery movie, or even move my mouth.
Meeting a mirror without you is at minimum a miracle.
Letter M, since your leaving, you are my majestic malady. My mountain of misery. My mouse has become a mountain with you gone.
You've made a mockery of my mornings and midnights.
Music and museums which once held meaning might as well be muddy mustaches without you. How long will I maintain myself as this model of moody misery? Not even mass medication can murder my memory of you, letter M, as I am at the malicious mercy of M with every mention, in every medium.
I can't even hide from the mainstream media.
I must meet you again, I’m a mess without you.
Message me, letter M, so I may meld my mistakes. I will melt as your mate, and maybe even marry you.
Make my words matter again, my mischievously missing letter M. Have mercy.
Meet me in the middle, and mean malice no more.
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I upvoted this days ago, but I was busy. Sorry, I forgot to come back and comment on it. So here I am.
I absolutely loved this. This is the quality I strive for in my humour.
I am so glad you enjoyed it :) Thank you!
The lady is a wordsmith!
Lol, thank you <3
Make more marvellous steemit melodies. Your posts are like sweet music and a must read. :) #theunmentionables
You make me smile hun :D
Is there a Midden Message ?
M I doing it Mright?
MmmmHmm.
;)
quite innovative
keep it up
Lol thanks :)
Cheers!
Very creative.
For the ARTS! Upvoted. :)
Lol Thanks :)
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If my M leaves, I will be missing her madly too...
;)
Very clever. I dont know how expensive your keyboard is, but I bought a $5 key puller from Amazon for mine so I can clean in there and it works like a charm.
It's called a key puller? My keyboard is on my laptop-an HP
See below
For $5 you can get 4 table knives and 2 energy drinks from a dollar store. I've never broken a single key top prying them up with a knife, or fork, screwdriver, whatever. Leave the spacebar and other long keys alone if you are all thumbs. Theres a knack to getting them back.
Alternatively, you can put your keyboard in the dishwasher. Make sure it's dry before using it. @arbitrarykitten, NOT recommended for laptops.
Ha! Yes, I do believe I will side with you on that one ;)
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After reading a couple heavy posts, this was perfect. Thank you for your humor!!
Glad you enjoyed <3