Anyone had their Fire Hose stolen?

Translation: I smoked Weed for the First Time this Morning. It's not so Bad ?, I caught the Train to Work!

How to park your Truck so nobody can stealit!

If you think you can Lie ,Buddy, Touche'.

All arrived via WhatsApp , not my property.
Captions are my Own.
Hahaha, all kf these are very funny, specially the weed and politician ethics with the girl.