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Her favorite toy is a Roomba.

Haha that's a great idea for @Damiras birthday - thanks for that one :)

zips his pants back up

Haha yea, gonna have to keep it in hibernation for another year or so And then the marriage will be back on track ..

Lol....lets get started ....here there anywhere....

Lol sometimes looks can be deceiving to the old granny next door looking through the window

Haha yea or the jealous guy that wish he had a wife - little does he know hehe