Hahahaha brilliant!!! I think I fall in the poor man's Soladoni mix of them. But I am working at becoming a more brilliant and higher level derelict every day! There are more categories, but you pegged most of us. I think if the country were run by comics we'd have: more than enough transparency (more than we'd ever ask for), no need for term limits (guarantee them $100k/year they wind up dead within four years), virtually no fiscal crisis (these people make a packet of ensure last two weeks for their diet), there wouldn't be a war on drugs-there would be wars to get your drugs (to lock up as evidence of course).