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RE: Better Than Pulling Out

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

that line works only for soon to be first time baby-mamas,

for the experience ones you gotta tell them you got the mumps at 13 and an elephant stepped on you in Thailand

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shouldn't be too hard to pull off with your looks

yeah i got balls the size of pancakes, it's all
natural but works well with the Elephant narrative