When she's reluctant because you don't have a condom but you tell her you have the ability to just vacuum it back up
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When she's reluctant because you don't have a condom but you tell her you have the ability to just vacuum it back up
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that line works only for soon to be first time baby-mamas,
for the experience ones you gotta tell them you got the mumps at 13 and an elephant stepped on you in Thailand
shouldn't be too hard to pull off with your looks
yeah i got balls the size of pancakes, it's all
natural but works well with the Elephant narrative
Won't retract HIV though, sadly.
you just got to make sure you both have it already so there's nothing to complain about
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My dad tells me that being a man is about being responsible, show her that you've taken precaution, blowing your head has big repercussions.
Doesn't hurt to show her you can wrap it and provide great service too
i have to blow them that big just so I can fit into them normally
That's a sleight of the the
handshead, slow-mo it down and you can see the sperms were quickly pushed out in every direction instead of one big squirt.looks like you've been fooled by this trick before
And if that doesn't work, you still have the old coat hanger in the closet.
yeah, plan C as I call it
hehehe that was a feeble push off..she didn't want you to stop anyway
that info should come in handy when I need to defend myself in court
thanks
A new style of wearing condom
Lol, this is the moment when she fears that one can not calculate the strength and time of the exit of one's love, ha ha ha :D
Very funny
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Wow vacuum style! This is like a kungfu move that I have not mastered yet!
They call this the Iron Testicles, real Shaolin don't need birth control
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Would not want to play roshambo with that guy
I know this is just a joke, but I feel that I better clarify the power of breathing and holding the ejaculation from happening.
You'll be surprised a man can hold back so much ejaculation his energy will send him insane with glorious outcomes like producing SMT for Steem.
Sort of like a POW algorithm, I think you're on to something
It's easy to buy a condom than convince her.. loook at this one ..
When will girls ever grow up and stop being idiots.
Everyone knows that we do the vacuuming with tightly sealed lips
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O lord. Lol.
Suck it up, that’s one option, or hold it as long as you can.
To force a man to wear anything is like to force a police state upon a man, break free and raise up.
No I mean literally rise it up, it confirms a strong cardiovascular health.
Why would you need a condom for anal?
Just tell her it's your infertile time of the month.
Well, if my mom didn't fall for that trick from my dad, I wouldn't be here on this glorious day
That is the right attitude!
Hahaha, lol... This gif is funny enough
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