I have some questions that need a technician to help. Please help me.

How do I remove the notifications?

I mean I click the thing and I read the notification but the number never goes down. It only goes up. It's like that one time I swallowed a pill and after 4 hours had to call a doctor to help me deflate the kiddy pool. Don't worry it sucked as a lure anyway, I went back to my white van after that. I dunno what it is but the cliches really do seem to work better.

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What the hell is a WWYIDIDSHSEARATa editor?

Why do I have this as an option? At this point I'm afraid to click on it lest it rickroll me or worse yet take me back to that website where you can watch a horse fuck a man. It wasn't disturbing but after 3 days of not going in to work and constantly jerking off I had to call the doctor again, he helped me turn off the computer. I wouldn't say I was addicted but I did suck the doctors dick for an extra 5 mins of horse porn?

Too much?

Don't worry my humour isn't for everyone. Mostly just altar boys and grandmothers, it's how I lure them into my white van. I like both groups because they both have plenty of experience in the sack. Thanks for reading this far, you probably didn't laugh but that's ok, everything I said above is actually a joke.

I want to start a thing. Right now I'm thinking 101 ways you know you have covid, or maybe 101 ways covid impacted your life. You know things like,

I now need a full body condom for netflix and chill
My son in boy scouts earned his sitting at home badge today
My dog coughed on the neighbour and how has to wear a mask when going shopping. This makes it difficult for him to buy my groceries now.

Shit like that.

I'm guessing no one will read this since I have no followers, or the ones I did have are now dead. Well not dead per se, they just refuse to pat my dog, which is as good as dead to me.

ok, enough nonsense. Love you