Ppphhhhhhhtttt!!!!
Crap.
I forgot my joke.
Seriously.
That’s how it goes for me sometimes!
Everyone needs humor in their life and that’s no different in SteemLand either.
Hang around a second and you’ll laugh... or at least give a little belly chuckle
My husband (@beardo) and I decided to go on a diet.
I know. Not funny. That word is depressing and quite the suppressant for any mood.
We did do well, each of us lost around 20 pounds and I was able to wear clothes I had not even given Consideration in years.
Years.
Do you know what happens to clothes in Storage after just a few months... much less a year or two?
Due to my New found “hotness” I ignored all common sense about unattended fabric.
Being a PreK teacher, activities included squats and lots of action from wall to wall, playground, and even the principal’s office.
During recess, while my kiddos were attended by the other teachers on duty, I went to the teachers lounge for a treat.
I deserved that, right?!
I dropped my napkin, and when I Bent over to retrieve it...
RRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPP!!!
Strait up the Hinney Side of Heaven... my pants revealed just short of all my glory.!!!
Not only did my pants rip... it also ripped my hotness title that I thought I had earned.
Guess what was for dinner?
CAKE
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OMG!!! I remember this well, I had to go purchase a brand new pair of pants an run them up to the school. hahaha
Yes you did! Thank you for being my knight in shining non-ripped armor!!
Haha awesome post ! I'm sure the pants just ripped because you built up more muscle then you used to have
😂. Yes! That’s what I’m goin with!! Thank you ☺️ thanks for stopping by!!!
@jeejee
Sometimes you just need to eat cake, it solves a lot lol...
My fav joke is today assignment. Sunday Funnies #1 – Kenny the Koala gets ripped!
Cake is a universal answer to most problems!!
Headed over to check on Kenny the Koala....👍👍
Thanks for the chuckle! I ripped my pants once too when I was still in school. Not cool, if I must say so myself.
There was a draft ... so it was a little chilly...still though.. not cool! 😂😂😂
Haha, so relatable and funny. Great post, your writing and use of text was really engaging throughout!
Thank you @lilyraabe for the feedback :) hope you have a great day!
@jeejee
LOL!! I feel ya pain :)
Nothing like humility right? LOL crazy days!!
YOU ARE FUNNY !!!
Haha! I like that photo 😂
I really do enjoy using humor In all of my posts In some way...
thanks for stopping by!
@jeejee
This is a great story! Good headline, one we've seen before, but it attracts attention. Well laid out, nice imagery, good timing, a very well laid out joke. All in all excellent, with one little exception. On steemit, we are given up to 5 categories, five little chances that someone new might see our work, and you've selected only four. But, you've still gotten 14 votes so far, 19 views and 14 comments. So, you're engaging. Give yourself every single edge you can, every single time.
I always struggle to know what tag to label my posts.
Whichever ones you choose, choose 5 no reason not to. I don't have it figured out well either.
This did make me chuckle a little. Clothing malfunctions in the principles' office. That's a new one. @ironshield
At a Private Christian School, nonetheless...hahahha
I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality.
Budum ching! @ironshield
I suppose you do have that option since the mail goes both ways... maybe you should have sent them a still photo of your car so they know you made it... they were only concerned for your arrival... hahah!