How to Avoid Problems With The Police

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

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"Place both hands on the steering wheel where I can see them and with your left foot grab the door latch, open the door and slowly step out of the vehicle..."

maneuvers legs out of the door while still holding the steering wheel

"Can I let go of the steering wheel now?"

"What's that in your pants?!?!"

"That's my di.."

"HE'S GOT A GUN!!!"

POW POW POW

angry bystanders with cell phones form a crowd

"I had no choice! He was pointing it right at me" weeping "He was pointing it right at meeee!"