A south African tweeted "my president is the worst president ever, why should there be electricity 23 hours out of 24 hours. How can citizens be in darkness for a whole one hour. Am upset right now
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Then a Nigerian man quoted and retweeted 'come to my country, you won't even have battery to type this nonsense.
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to true. one persons paper cut is another persons sawed of pinky finger.
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