Nothing
Nothing was just a word until the day I realized nothing must be something if nothing is a word. Think about it. How can nothing be nothing and a word at the same time?
This bit about nothing is going to bother me all day. I'm hoping writing about nothing will alleviate some of the pressure.
Nothing bothers me now. All I can do is think about nothing. Soon, nothing will be the only thing left.
Then it dawned on me. Not only is nothing not nothing because it is a word, nothing can be something else too, if it becomes the only thing left.
I've decided. Nothing should be able to be something else.
Nothing is at Least Four Things!
Nothing is something, a word, something else, and the only thing left. Nothing is making sense now, which makes it five things!
I have turned nothing into five things, before your very eyes.
Nothing is magical!
Six Things!
Nothing is six things. That makes seven!
Seven Things!
Nothing is seven things. Eight!
My Conclusion About Nothing
Eight things, and counting. I have to be careful with what I say when I talk about nothing. I've noticed a trend. Nothing is only nothing, when nothing is nothing else. Wait, no. That can't be right. If nothing is now nothing else, that makes nothing, something again.
Those are the ten things that makeup nothing. I'm sure there will be more, but I really should shut up about nothing. Nothing keeps changing, nothing never ends. It's impossible to study this beast.
I have nothing to say about this. I think....
You stole my line lol!
Nothing draws a fine line when it comes to things that can be said about nothing.
Well then...I guess there's nothing left to say
That's true. You can always say nothing.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained!!
I'd say that's a fair assessment. Saying nothing is saying a lot. (twelve)
Yes. (one)
Nothing is quite humorous today. (thirteen)
This Something about Nothing and Nothing about Something business is a bit of a cranial conundrum of Something or Other, which is actually Nothing. Or is it? It would have to be, wouldn't it? I need a nap.
What a classic post. Your creativity always amazes me. Keep up the phenomenal work...remember, this creative stuff is all for Nothing. Unless it's for Something. This could go on for hours ( :
Hours indeed. If nothing happens, you can be sure I'll report on it. It seems I've only raveled the mystery about nothing more.
Keep me 'posted'. Wasn't there a Poe-etic raven that used to say something about Nothing More ?
Maybe it was a parrot. I met one of those at a pet store once. It said nothing but fuck.
A very eloquent bird ( :
It's no thing. Which means it can't be anything or something because it can't be a thing, but it can be other that that. It is, and it will always be, just not a thing lol.
Nothing is not a thing. (fourteen)
It's also no thing (fifteen)
Nothing is getting votes. (sixteen)
Nothing that stands against us shall prevail. My mom would be proud that I remembered that, though I think she had the meaning of it wrong. Because since nothing is, than it shall prevail. nothing shall prevail (seventeen)
Nothing is everything eventually. (eighteen)
I thought we established that nothing can't be everything because it is not a thing...unless it is no thing because it is every thing?? My brain hurts.
You see. It's true. Headaches are caused by nothing.
So meesterboom was on my chapter today and he asked me to go to chat...where he asked if he could interview me for the fiction trail magazine, woot woot, ;) No idea what the questions will be, but I'll try and plug you :)
There's nothing like a free plug!
Then you should really love the article I'm putting out tomorrow. Are you sure you don't have a particular three? I'm having a hard time deciding, lol.
The article is up.
Nothing lasts forever. Since time is an illusion, though, that's not saying much.
You're not getting me talking about that thing. Nope. I'm too focused on that blue art. It just keeps moving and moving and moving. It's alive and pulsating there. It's melting and reforming. Just that blue art matters.
The blue one might be nothing, but a very beautiful nothing. But surely the red one is a fetus? Right after conception.