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I didn't know the cat was f'ed by The Thing.
He must've been hard huh.

You see cat here ....
Guess you are not mature enough ...
Dont you know cats go wild in nights.😜

My (imaginary) cat sleeps at night. Guess it goes on its owner.

Nice conversation ....
It was fun ..coz here people dont talk like they do commonly.
Here people are bit formal always..

Yeah I know right, people here are dicks.
Except you and me.
Well, mostly me.
Actually, only me.
Sorry.

Lol...
Guess this dick will fuck ya pussy...

Bestiality is looked down upon in my region though, but, whatever you want man.
I hated my (imaginary) cat anyway.

Bestiality is looked down upon in my region though, but, whatever you want man.
I hated my (imaginary) cat anyway; fucker keeps scaring away my (imaginary) friends.