Another weekend is here. Time to leave the stress of work behind you. Time to relax and take it easy. Enjoy this selection of Paraprosdokians. Hopefully, they will bring on a chuckle, or at least put a smile on your face. Always smile when you can. Nobody likes to see a sour looking face.
Have a great weekend.
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I had a date last night. I really enjoyed it. So, tonight, I am going to try a fig. - Unknown
I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight. - Jarod Kintz
Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald. - Evan Esar
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back home always. - Unknown
It takes a wonderful brain and exquisite senses to produce a few stupid ideas. - George Santayana
Sometimes I step outside and look up at the stars and think to myself … Damn, I love pissing outside. - Unknown
The greatest influence on a child begins with the birth of his parents. - Les Crane
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. - Channing Pollock
Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson
I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention. - Unknown
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. - Unknown
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I enjoyed reading those quotes. Comedian, Rodney Dangerfield used to use a joke about "leaving" or "bringing" his wife places that she would find her way home from, but I don't know if that quote can be attributed to him as original😎
Hello @angryman. I am pleased to hear that you like the Paraprosdokians.
Rodney Dangerfield - yes he was one funny man. He has got quite a few good ones. But as you said, we do not know if they originated from him.
Have a great weekend.
😎 Enjoy your weekend too...
Hahaha. You must have been a writer before!!
Have a nice weekend.
Oh no. I wanted to be a writer since I was a kid. But until now, I have not written anything. lol
Aha! But now you are a blogger!! You could easily become a writer by posting more stories on the blockchain.
I don't think I am a storyteller. lol