More politically incorrect jokes that I have heard

in #funny7 years ago

Disclaimer: The nationalities in these jokes are the nationalities that were used when I was told the joke. It may be offensive to some but I will not change or take out the nationality to make you feel safe or save you from being offended. If you are triggered by jokes from a different time with a sometimes unkind or insulting to some content, then please stop reading now. You cannot change history and should not forget that some of the things that were said in the past were unfiltered by a politically correct society. For better or worse.


So an American hunter comes up to Canada to hunt with a couple of Canadian buddies. They find a nice spot and crack a beer and wait. A couple hours go by with no deer in the area and the guys are getting a little bored.

The Canadian sees a native guy walking by about 100 yards away. He calls out to his Canadian buddies, "mine!" Then shoots the native.

The American is in shock. "What the hell are you doing?! Are you insane?!"

The Canadian says "no problem man. It's all good. They're in season."

"That's not right! I can't be a part of this." So the American heads off to the truck in disgust.

When he gets to the truck he notices a native guy taking a dozen beer out of the half ton box.

"Hey you! Put that down! Get out of here!

The native looks at him and gives him the finger.

"Last chance buddy! Put that back and get the hell out of here!"

Again, the native laughs and starts to walk off with the dozen.

So the American shoots him.

Just then a game warden walks up. "What's all this then?"

The American says"Wait a minute sir. My friends told me they were in season!"

The warden says "Yes sir. You are correct. But you are not allowed to bait them!"

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