Courtroom Drama

in #funny7 years ago

Defense lawyer: ...and after losing his 12th prosthetic leg, my client Oscar Pistorius couldn't take it any more and decided to shoot his prankster girlfriend through the bathroom door
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Excellent! If Pistorius was a flight risk, couldn't they just have held onto his prosthetics? I knew he was going to lose his case, because he didn't have a leg to stand on.

well at least they didn't just give him an ankle monitor...

LOL! It would have been more appropriate if he had pulled an OJ Simpson on her instead, since his nickname was "Blade Runner". Oscar must have stole OJ's nick.

He got a leg up and by jacking another man's ride.

strange how all these disabled jokes are ok as soon as he turned out to be an asshole

Appreciate the way you counted the number of shoes to come up with number 12 ;) However, if he was off in both the legs, then it comes to 6 legs surgeries, which makes the joke invalid :D

PS: Yes, I apply so much brain while watching Tom and Jerry as well, haha! :)

I respectfully disagree
it's not about the number of surgeries or pairs of legs, the joke specifically states 12 legs
it's a brilliantly air tight joke

Damn straight! All test cases covered and passed with flying colors :)

Tomato! Kidding.

I guess you could say... something sinister was afoot.

or something sinister was a foot tall

What a funny photo! this cycle make so as innovative, the shoes are very creative @traf

this is a hard one.

I like the picture....but it's like what the heck is that, can that really move?

I suppose it's Spiderman's bike design :D

picture is very Expressive . @traf
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what nice is lol

Lol... Great funny

This very undetectable moment hahahahha wheels of shoes but its look like funny. same as me when I was in track and field competition when I was in high school my running shoes was fastest than my foot hahahha it was running alone lol

think about the movie fast running... funny picture

Am damn tired of the whole thing.


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