When my kid asks me where he came from

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8 years ago in #funny by traf (81)
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@traf,

Haha I don't think it might be your mistake! Tell him to ask from the Milk Man :D
Cheers~
woah
i want to see the rest of this porn
come on, that is not true
milkmans never existed in my country
My son was shocked by the answer and remained wondering if he is a son of bitch..

my son definitely is
god knows who his father is though but I was left standing when the music stopped playing
Nice staging..
Haha lmao, my response would be well when a man and a woman slam down a few dozen rounds during happy hour...
src
she managed to get a drop or two in her mouth as well
cant complain
LoL traf, it happened to me too, when I trusted an Asian seller during condom sales :D
that's the secret ingredient in ramen noodles
ripoff from a western product without quality checks
Being bribed by your wife and her lover behind you is brutal. They have hotlines for this if it gets worse.
especially bad when you have to pay back the bribe than then some in child support payments later
Lol. I showed everything in the pictures, because I could not say aloud.
never too early to start reading porn i suppose
He also asks what was the reason to marry mom and you think that was the main mistake to make that other mistake lol
from under the cabbage, and still a big mistake
yeah, let him know for sure
Especially when he asks why I do climb on top her mum every night and wrestle with her
Lol, do not worry so, because the impact of a large amount of beer in an intimate setting sometimes gets out of control, hahaha
This looks like a Saturday Night Live skit.
I sent the child to my mother, she wanted a child, let her explain herself.
blame to yourballs.. :)

pandas rather have the problem of not beeing fertile
Like I said,
"Some things just don't work out the way we planned."
This is a big one.
Thanks Mark for putting this so clear.
What do you do when your wife asks you,
"Do you want to have more?"
Lolz I don't get this. You mean giving birth to your kid was a great mistake?
you did say it with a smile, right???