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I now understand why lobsters are becoming more and more rare, they all have to die to support your sex life

yeah, I guess most of them do die when I try to fuck them

That's damn risky business trafalgar. Just make sure to use strong rubber bands if crossing any swords.

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Give that woman her lobster, dammit. (make shure she gets sausage for desert too XD)

mine's more of a mini frankfurter, but thanks

Remember, it's how you use it sigh

I'm an old fashioned type. Order the lobster for her.

damn, then I suppose she'll be getting some whether she like it or not
guess that's pretty old fashioned

Can you at least use my Referral Link?

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Hey, lobster isn't cheap

no cheaper than my dates evidently

Maybe not, not worth it, it's not that big of lobster

Raclette with wine....

hahaha... that is true....
upvoted and followed...

That finally explains why Lobsters are so highly rated :D

Me when she orders the lobster anyway.
Me when she orders the lobster

Kindly order the lobster for her because i am not a 20century guy. Lol

Is saying "eat my lobster" considered dirty talk?

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