Trips to Spain be like

in MemeHive2 years ago (edited)

Although I take pride in knowing all the obscure and wacky euphemisms out there, I must admit I didn't know that a trip to Spain could be code for some kinky action. Ok, let's break this one down. The monkey plague besides being less deadly than other recent plagues ( thank the old bearded guy in the sky ) has shown a predilection for men who fancy other humans with similar appendices if you get what I'm saying. You could blame the disease for being homophobic I'm just here to meme about it and share some lols about a rare circumstance. Also HIV is often seen in the same population group, and Covid was probably just a bonus because it's still trendy I guess.

It must have been one hell of a trip or the last one in a series of wild ... adventures ? If you think I'm a very evil clown for having some fun with this piece of news, all these diseases are treatable in most cases so I hope our unfortunate protagonist will be ok long term. Of course nothing is guaranteed but if it's news worthy then it's meme worthy - even buffoons have rules you know.

This is also an opportunity to be grateful in general and that was another reason for meme-ing about this. We all have bad days but it's nice to take a step back and remind ourselves that it can be way way worse than we can imagine in that moment. That's why I try to live in the present and enjoy life in all it's awesome shittiness. Also be careful on those trips to Spain :P

all memes in this post were made by my crazy clown alter ego but I still think they qualify as original content

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Worked in the Canaries for 2 years. There were 120 staff in my shop. 30 were blokes. 27 were gay. Best 2 years of my life. Not because I was gay but because the 90 female staff had slim pickings. All I had to do was have a heart beat. I have loved the gays ever since.

nice way of looking at things :)

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and Biden be like hold my Son's Crack Pipe

I see the campaign has started :)

just laying the foundation to use for future reference 😁

I expect you'll appoint me Meme Minister once you get elected :P

As long as you put in work and don't vacation every 2.5 days like Biden, sure

by work you mean clown around? then sure, you could say I work in my sleep :P

A hell of a party

for the all three viruses :)))