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I wonder if the guy always carries done bog roll about with him. Just in case...

It's better than wiping your arse on fallen leaves or even worse grabbing a handful of nettles by mistake oops..

I do believe I might have had to use some leaves once. But that was a long long time ago! :OD

They don't work very well. Our ancestors from the middle ages must have been smelly bastards.

Maybe they had leaves that were less shiny 🤣