I get the impression that you may live near a ghost town with all of the abandoned buildings you get to explore. Racking my brain but have you ever explored an abandoned bowling alley? I imagine that would be wondrous.
Taking a dildo up the ass hahahah! You are a true renaissance man seemingly writing just for my enjoyment.
I do have to travel, Sheffield is not very close to where I live. Everything around my place has already been done!
Not done a Bowling Alley yet, actually haven't seen one appear on the radar.
Well.. you know some of them like chicks with strap-on's... hehe...