Just use a bit of vodka to kill off all the bugs and cooties.
Put it into one of those spray bottles and Bob's your uncle.
Only problem with that solution is that some people spray more into their mouths than onto the surfaces that need to be disinfected!
You say problem, Jack - I say...
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And while I hadn't heard the reports of your rumored demise/departure, @guiltyparties, I'm glad to hear they're wrong. Or I'm talking to a ghost ('tis almost spooky season after all), which is also cool, 'cause that means I have a superpower now. 😎 🤣
You got that right