WAIT! STOP AND READ THESE BAD DAD JOKES! THEY'LL BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY😁

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Hey what's going on people? I pray everyone is doing just fine. Hope your families are doing great too. God bless you all.

So this is going to be another short post. I just decided to bless your day with some amazing...

...BAD DAD JOKES!

For some days now, (twenty three days to be precise), I've invaded my Facebook wall with dad jokes and pretty basic, but funny one-liners, one for each day. So, I'll be placing twenty three of them here today. Do enjoy yourself would ya? Laughter is the best medicine after all😁. Okay, forget the cover and the title and all that. They're not really funny per se, but they're catchy puns.

1. What happened to the man that tried to catch the fog?
   He mist

2. What do you call a blind deer? No-eye-deer 🤷🏾‍♂️

3. What did the buffalo say to his son as he was leaving for college?
   Bison (bye son)

4. What's brown and sticky?...
   A stick

5. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?...
   ...Carrot

6. Why did the picture go to jail?
   Because it was framed

7. What happens when a frog parks illegally?
   It gets toad

8. What did the ocean say to the shore?
   Nothing. It just waved

9. What do you call someone who never toots in public?
   A private toot-or

10. Why did the can crusher quit his job?
    Because it was soda-pressing (so depressing)

11. My uncle has two dogs, Rolex and Timex...
    ...Watch dogs

12. Have you heard the news about butter?
    Sorry. I won't want to SPREAD it

13. What do sprinters eat before a race?
    Nothing. They fast

14. How do trees go on Facebook?
    They log in.

15. Why was the bicycle slow?
    Because it was two tired.

16. Why couldn't the computer take his hat off? Because his caps lock was on

17. My friend David lost his ID. Now he's just Dav

18. Why don't they play games in the jungle?
    Too many cheetahs

19. What did the vegetarian say to the doctor?
    I feel good from my head to-ma-toes

20. Andy has 150 candy bars and eats 125. What does Andy have left?...
    Diabetes

21. Why can't you wear a suit in a race?
    There's always a tie

22. I'm worried for my calendar's life. Its days are numbered

23. My friend drove his car into a tree and saw how well his Mercedes bends

I hope you enjoyed them jokes over there🙂. So, how do you feel now? Do tell me which number got you the most.

Thank you.

Let's Go Hive!