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Ben oui tiens ! ça va être méga drôle ça de bon matin !
Je vous présente Babeth surnommée Moony, qui du haut de ses 30 ans cogite encore à savoir quelle sera la prochaine bêtise qu'elle va inventer.
Et voici Jemy 27 ans jument anglo arabe qui a perdu un oeil, est atteinte de cushing et fait abcès sur abcès au pied gauche.
Voilà à peu près ce qui se passe dans leurs têtes :
- Hey Moony on s'ennuie ferme en ce moment hein ? Y'a pas beaucoup de bonne herbe, nos gardiens sont jamais là, qu'est ce qu'on pourrait bien faire ? (elles ont 5 hectares pour elles seules)
- Ha ben on pourrait mettre la zizanie dans la ferme histoire de refaire un peu la déco non ? Tu vois les belles clôtures là, toutes neuves ? Eh bien on n'entend plus le "tic-tic" de la batterie, ça veut dire que c'est open bar on peut les défoncer sans se prendre de coup de jus. Youpi ! c'est la fiesta chez les vieux sabots !
6h30 du matin, je me lève à l'heure pour une fois, c'est bizarre. Appel bizarre aussi sur mon smartphone si tôt c'est forcément une embrouille.... Allo ? Une voisine : Oui alors bon tes chevaux sont sur la route à côté (1km de chez moi).
Mouarf, pas encore pris le café, enfilage express d'un legging et des bottes de ferme, attrapage des licols, sautage dans la voiture et hop !
Mes deux mémères sont sur la route, le bus de l'école a été stoppé, elles sont entourées de jeunes filles trop contentes de pouvoir toucher un cheval (ça se voit elles sont tout sourire) les deux compères ont l'air ravies de leur effet sur l'assemblée...... jusqu'à ce qu'elles me voient, là avec les licols et ni une ni deux, ma jument boiteuse n'a plus rien au pied, l'anesse, elle sautille de joie au galop dans le champ voisin "tu nous auras pas !"
Arf, je manque d'exercice, essoufflée je les suis plus ou moins en restant bien à l'écart histoire de les guider à distance (oui plus tu cours derrière plus elles se sauvent), un virage, je les perds de vue....
Enfin j'arrive en bas de la ferme, j'aperçois leurs grosses tête là haut à côté de la maison, elles ont l'air tellement joyeuses de leur escapade et tellement moqueuses de ma piètre condition physique que je râle un peu mais au fond je suis morte de rire.
Bref, ce matin là j'ai fait un footing avant d'avaler mon café et ça a bien faire rire mes chevaux.
English
Well, yes, it's going to be really funny this morning!
Let me introduce you to Babeth, nicknamed Moony, who, at the age of 30, is still thinking about what will be the next stupid thing she will invent.
And here is Jemy, 27 years old, an Anglo-Arabian mare who has lost an eye, has cushing's disease and has abscess after abscess on her left foot.
Here is more or less what is going on in their heads:
- Hey Moony, we're bored now, aren't we? There is not much good grass, our guardians are never there, what could we do ? (they have 5 hectares to themselves)
- Well, we could make a mess in the farm, just to redecorate a bit, no ? You see the beautiful fences there, all new? Well, we don't hear the "tic-tic" of the battery anymore, that means it's open bar, we can break them without getting a juice shot. Youpi! it is the fiesta at the old clogs!
6:30 am, I get up on time for once, it's weird. Weird call also on my smartphone so early it is inevitably a muddle.... Hello? A neighbor : Yes, so your horses are on the road next door (1km from my house).
Mouarf, not yet taken the coffee, put on express leggings and farm boots, catch the halters, jump in the car and hop!
My two grannies are on the road, the school bus has been stopped, they are surrounded by young girls too happy to be able to touch a horse (you can see they are all smiles) the two companions look delighted with their effect on the assembly...... until they see me, there with the halters and neither one nor two, my lame mare has nothing left on her foot, the anesse, she hops for joy at a gallop in the nearby field "you won't get us!"
Arf, I lack exercise, out of breath I follow them more or less staying well away from them just to guide them at a distance (yes the more you run behind the more they run away), a turn, I lose them from sight....
Finally I arrive at the bottom of the farm, I see their big heads up there next to the house, they look so happy of their escapade and so mocked of my poor physical condition that I grumble a little but deep down I'm dead of laughter.
Anyway, that morning I did a jog before swallowing my coffee and it made my horses laugh.
Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)
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On ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux - Le Petit Prince - Antoine de saint Exupéry
You also made me laugh with your story, I can imagine getting to the top and being very tired but happy laughing.
I am glad to make People smiling with my 2 horses , I can't keep serious when I look at their faces 😄 thanks for your visit 🤗
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Oh my this was funny @bnbsc, those two are great and I loved their story haha and the translation into English was hilarious!
Even as we age we never stop being mischievous.
Animals make great stories, and perhaps you can write some more of what the talking horses say!
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Ohhhh thank you so much! I'm glad I brought joy to your day and my two were blog stars a few years ago, they are used to expressing themselves lol! Thanks for sharing on Threads, I'll have to think about that. I actually schedule my posts on Peakd because I don't have much time to write, I read and vote on other blogs during my breaks at work mouarf it's not easy. Is there any way to schedule a share to Thread too?
Thanks a million again and glad to have brightened your day!
You are so very welcome.
Threads is still in testing phase, so I shall ask about the scheduling of threads, as that is a great idea!
I saw you did go onto the thread, that is wonderful so thank you to you!
Top thanks a lot !
There's no way to schedule a Thread, but it is very easy to just open the interface during bathroom or eating breaks haha (that's when I use it the most) and just send a random thought or share a random picture with a short description, it literally takes 30 seconds hahaha
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We always need to keep exercising especially as we get older! What better way than to go out walking in nature.
Moony and Jemy are so funny. Thank you for posting in our community😀
Oh yes we need ! I'm happy to see that my horse and donkey are always funny :) Thank you for comment and visit !
I knew that horses have a long lifespan, but I didn't know they can reach 30 years old! These pics are nice, I live in a town full of cow stables and some horses, but I have yet to encounter a wild horse like those they have in Iceland and countries like that, but it would be amazing! Thanks for sharing this and I hope we see you on Threads, it's fun, engaging and it takes little to no time to engage there!