You have a serious? OMG!
Gotcha!
Are you serious? You don't skim or anything? You've never been all like laaaamme or worse? I have some authors I get kinda smiley giddy about when they release content cuz in my mind I'm guaranteed entertainment before I open it. I know this. There's some who've never disappointed, i honestly don't think they can.
Like that or no, hell no, not like that at all?
I'm serious, so very, very very serious, T O T A L L Y S E R I O U S not, seriously like Sirius, siriusly.
No.
Never, ever, up to the present momentous flicker of time. You never disappoint.