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RE: A dangerous adventure.

in Silver Bloggers2 years ago

Good evening Zac,

don't forget the smoke, my friend, just smoke a cigar and the smoke will calm the bees down and you will easily get them all ... if you still want to, what I don't believe, because they wouldn't sting you anymore 🤣 !LOLZ

That's what they call evolution, I believe. We are also born with the ability to swim, but a few years later we have to learn it again.


!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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 2 years ago  

Good afternoon Hannes,
A friend offered me a packet of marihuana, what we call "happy twak", so it will be best if I light one of those up as then I will be happy and the bees will also be so happy that they will sing for me 🤣 !LOLZ

Can you believe that many here cannot swim and they have never tried to swim ?
My mom almost drowned as a child and she had a great fear of water. Ironically she died when their car fell into a river.

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Good afternoon Zac,

oh yeah, they will sing for you and dance chachacha around you 🤣 !LOLZ

We learn to swim at school or nowadays even in Kindergarten. I don't like deep water, as you might remember, so I don't swim very well. To drown must be a horrible death.


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 2 years ago  

Good afternoon Hannes,

Hahaha, a party time where everyone will be happy 🤣 !LOLZ

Yes , it is a great thing to teach school children how to swim, but we didn't have such a luxury.
In fact I learned to swim when a mate bumped me into the deep end of a pool 🤣
Yes I remember that you don't like deep water, but as long as I am at the top swimming around then I don't mind it. Drowning must indeed be a horrible experience and we have regular drownings here.

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Good evening Zac,

I can see you and the bees having party 🤣 !LOLZ

Swimming is important. When I was young they also didn't teach it at school, but my kids learned it there.


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 2 years ago  

Marian will also have a drag of the happy twak and she will sing so we will also have music at the party.
The bees will hum in tune with her 🤣 !LOLZ

Oh yes, I think that swimming became a compulsory subject much later, but many schools here do not have pools.

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We need a video with you two guys and the bees singing and dancing 🤣 !LOLZ

Most of our schools don't have pools either, but there are a lot public swimming pools and we have quite a few lakes.


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 2 years ago  

Hahaha, yes I think that such a video would go viral 🤣 !LOLZ

It was exactly at such a public swimming where I had my first lesson in swimming, as some klutz bumped me into the deep end. A free and very effective swimming lesson 🤣

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