As Police Officer Seagle was looking on (with silver boots at the far end), Steven Seagull is trying his darndest to walk in a straight line. And with effort. He just came from a birthday party and has had one margarita too many. The police officer observed how Steven was flying erratically and flagged him down. Here's the conversation:
Officer Seagle: You are suspected of FUI (Flying Under the Influence). This is a serious crime and may earn you a few months behind jail at Gulley Penitentiary.
Steven Seagull: That is not true Officer. I am as sober as a bird.
Officer Seagle: Prove it. Walk 100 yards in a straight line. If you do, I'll let you go.
Steven Seagull: You're on. Watch me. (Thinking: Oh no, I'm not going to make it. My feet are crisscrossing. Darn that margarita stuff. Ooops, slowly Steven. Slowly. Don't trip on your foot. Yikes! I'm not going to make it!)
He didn't make it. Luckily it was his first offense and Judge Gully just gave him a suspended sentence and community time.
Moral of the story: Don't drink and drive or fly.
I love it! Of course he is attempting to walk a straight line! I don't know why I didn't see that before you pointed it out.
Thanks for posting a great comment story!
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You are most welcome. It is always a pleasure.
ENGAGEtokens.Great stuff here and I like the fact that there was a moral to the story.
Well done!
Thank you very much. Glad you like it. Your photo is awesome.
My pleasure and thank you for the compliment!
Nothing better than a feathered thought. The truth is, the story is very good. Hopefully the publication will teach many about substance abuse.
Excellent start to the week
Thanks for the kind words. Substance abuse is quite a huge problem now and anything we can do to make people aware of its dangers, the better our world will be. May you have a great week yourself.