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RE: Some Weekend Beauties here!

in Feathered Friends6 years ago

Well, maybe she is waiting for something special from you?
You mountain goats are known as stubborn critters, so maybe you should go out on a hilltop and declare your undying love to her. Maybe announce your intention with a blow on a mountain goat horn.

Just beware that nobody sees you as you are well what will happen when they catch you.
Both unspeakable things hahaha

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That's a great idea and I might try this next weekend. I only hope that they have wireless internet in the hospital in case someone sees me 😁


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Hahaha, that was my fear, as you might go and blow that horn before sunrise to make sure that no one can see you. but in the dark you missed the cabin behind a tree.
So that horn awakened an old man in that cabin, he thinks it's a mountain goat and he takes aim with his double barreled shotgun.
Fortunate it was only pellets that hit you in the bum and two young unspeakable persons have to remove the pellets with tweezers lol.

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Oh I would love to have your imagination, Zac 😉
I can't imagine to miss a cabin behind a tree, but I can imagine the last part of the story, and it doesn't hurt, not a bit 🤣


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Hahaha, in the dark anything is possible Hannes and missing a cabin behind a tree is better than tramping on a sleeping lion's tail 😮

Of course it wouldn't hurt as you would love to show the unspeakable persons how brave you are, even when they are picking pellets out of you naked bum 😁

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We don't have lions in our forests, Zac, there are not even wild cats 🤣 lol

Good morning my friend, you know exactly why it wouldn't hurt 😁


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Good morning Hannes,

Hahaha, oh yes, I forget and I think that all of the wild animals flee from Austria as it is the territory of the Austrian mountain goat lol.

Now, now my friend, I am an innocent man, but I think that I have a vague idea of what you are talking about.
We have had no sex education here when I was young and for a long time I thought that I could become pregnant hahaha.

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I don't know why we have an eagle in our flag, it should be a Mountain Goat 🤣

Ok, you understand and I only hope that Cinderella knows how to play chess. I don't play very good, but sometimes I like to play a game or two 😉


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