#ZapFic contest Week 102: Fail

[lighteye]

How the times has changed. Once, robbers came into the stores masked, and today they are coming to rob stores of masks!

^{Meme by @lighteye, photo from the https://imgflip.com/}

Rrrrrrriiiing!
— Precint 13, how can I help?
— Police, help! Armed robbery! They stole everything from my store!
— Did they have face masks?
— Yes, of course!
— That’s OK then, you are safe. Bye-bye!
Tu-tu… Tu-tu…

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Note: this contest was invented by and is hosted, judged and run by @felt.buzz

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Comments

[pixresteemer]

Bang, even on HIVE I did it again... I just rehived your post!Sorry, no beers or deranged or trdo yet... waiting on steem-engine to make the move to HIVE...Re-birth of a contest... check it out

[cliffagreen]

Clever twist. Don't understand "Tu-tu". Is that like a drum roll?

[lighteye]

I got such a signal when the land line is off :)