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in AskMe5 years ago

Hey there. I'm the best AMAer, ask me anything and I'll answer. Have any problems? I'll solve them. Want to know anything about me? Ask away. Go go go...

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What are you most scared of? Everyone has something. What are you scared of?

Im scared of losing my hearing or being immobile. I wouldn't be able to live if i couldn't hear music or nature or walk around in nature. Also spiders.

True. Yea, now I'm scared of it. Thanks. Lololol

hearing i could deal with, eyes on the other hand. i need to see the things.
i could touch something and still get some feel for beethovens 5th,

but to lose a rose...
people laughing...
sunsets . . .

pony out.

Why do you share pictures of your ass?

I'm an exhibitionist and a troll, probably not a good combo lol

Fair enough.

Could be worse, you could be an exhibitionist that looks like a troll.

Yeah luckily im extremely attractive.

Hello there mate, My question is: What would you do if you learn the complex numbers are real?

Bro math isn't and never will be real ;)

If you had to be stuck in a house with... 😂

You'll answer anything, eh? What's your full legal name and address?

If you could have any Job, what would it be?

Daniel Covert
3909 Fort Blvd
El Paso Tx

I think the jobs i have now are perfect for me. Grocery deliveries to the needy during the day and the shipping industry in the evenings.

Have you ever farted and burped at the same time?

Yes one time in a movie theater during an intense scene. I pretty much ruined everyones life that day.

LMAO!!! Epic!. Respect

cats do that often, just random knowledge.

That is pretty random.

wow I wouldn’t have ever known. Thanks!

If you could eat one thing only for the rest of your life, why would you pick dirt?

I eat dirt to keep my immune system healthy AF. And yes my new ebook on how to have a healthy immune system will be out soon.

Where's the best dirt

You'll have to wait til the ebook comes out ;)

Do you have dirt in your fingers?

Always

Is that what you feed off of?

Am I a cat?

No youre human. Sorry

if u were a cat, would u pet humans?

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Why are you single? wtf do you do to women?

I troll them til they die. Can't help it.

checks out.

or...

'seems legit'

Feel free to tag someone who should do a AMA too.

🤔 white chocolate or dark chocolate?

Ooooo dark chocolate, at least 80% with blueberries.

Why do u have to add blueberries to it what is wrong with you?!?!

probably likes pineapple on his pizza too.
wait, i'll ask.

he is weird like that so probably yes

i have a confession. i do.
also, egg.

but not at the same time.
meat with egg,
or
ham with pineapple

Ponys eat meat? also wtf meat and eggs on a pizza? does this happens only when u are high?

My therapist can maybe answer that question lol

What do you have in your pockets right now?

5 dollar bill, pack of cigarettes (even tho i don't smoke) and my keys.

no dirt?
what if u get hungry?

Luckily dirt is literally everywhere!

Do you hate Steem?

I don't even think about steem.

What do you think about self voting?

I think it's important to love yourself and upvote yourself any chance you get.

do u eat pinea
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/me shuts up, resumes))

pineapple on pizza

#askingforafriend

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#pineapple

Pineapple on pizza? Wtf?! Hell no, thats ludicrous.

How many countries have you been to?

Name 'em

I've been to 3 countries. The USA, Mexico and Canada.

Nice 👍

How did you come up with the handle "soundwavesphoton"?

I was really high.

I should have figured lol

Great question . I've always wondered this.

If you had a choice do something over in your life what would it be?

I should have married my high school sweetheart.

You should have. Sounds like she meant a lot to you.

Why is the sky grey right now

Because the government is essentially a satanic death cult that worships BAAL, so they flood the sky with Barium (BA) and Aluminum (AL) to fuck with our DNA.

Would you rather have the power to be invisible or the power to read minds? 👽

Oooo great question. I'm already pretty good at reading minds so ill pick being invisible. I'll rob so many banks and pretend I'm a ghost all over the place lmao

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I think I would do the same! 😂 Great minds think alike 😆

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What are your SSN, mother maiden name, birthday, address, driver's license number, as well as your bank login details and your hive private keys?

My password is michealvickcansuckadick

I have many ss numbers, im Mexican.

My moms maiden name is bruja.

DL number is 22424222

My private keys are tattooed on the inside of my butt cheeks

Right or left cheek?

Both for redundancy

Omg 😂

also seems legit

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Send me your keys.

MOOWOOF OR WOOFMOO?

Oh rishi don't make me claim another god damn account I swear man...

I"ll make you run out of RC.

Rishi Credits? Rishi Coins?

Rishi coins. How many you got left?

Whats your:
Credit Card Number
3 Digit CVV Number
Expiry Date on the Card

Ask your mom. I bought her something nice the other day.

What, you think stuff from the dollar store is nice? Oh right, you're swoop nvm.

Are you a machine?

Im literally a bio machine. I turn nutrients into energy through the ATP process in the mitochondria.

All terrain Protocol?

/me intrigued's

Do you like flying monkeys?

Yeah not gonna answer racist questions...

How are you liking hive?

What is the favourite piece of art you have ever made?