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Hahaha, real milk freaks me out. It's the daftest thing. I will probably have nightmares about it now!

I'm sure it's the word cream that's messing with you....

Now I have expectations of a post from you about real milk, yay!

I have drunk some real stuff before. It would be a short post and I'm not totally sure on how to write boak noises. Ah, fun times!

I have full faith in your descriptive powers, especially concerning the cream curdle yurdle. Tis fun times indeed lol!