I have a rock I just learned how to do Rock fighting and I am grandmaster of Rock fighting it is the oldest martial art ever.
I can grow flowers all the sudden I master grower. Only my way is the best way and the righteous path.
I too like to Forement division among my fellow man, because not only am I so traumatized but I must also pass that trauma on...
Do what thou wilt.
Holy Smokes!! I love it!!