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Oh... I have to watch my intake 👀

That shit's highly addictive y'know!

So I've been told. 😜 All things in moderation?

  1. I suspect you're not completely understanding how addiction works 🤓

  2. Or do you mean everything in moderation, including moderation?

  3. Which would make me refer you to point one and, possibly, to an addiction coach. Which I am and which would, thus, lead me back to point one. Which would not help at all with point two.

It's:

a) a conundrum 🤔

b) a circular conversation.

AND

c) pretty much how point one works. So perhaps you wouldn't need option three anyway after all this consideration...

which may suggest we should just eat the damned chocolate.

Because chocolate 👍